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[revchris]

This came up on the campus tech support mailing list. It's an USB-powered eye massager. It really looks more like it's designed for poking eyes out that massaging them.

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[ohsochewy.livejournal.com]

And the copy makes me want to poke my eyes out too.

[revchris.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the Engrish web site?

[ohsochewy.livejournal.com]

Too many times. "I think that square is top of cool shape in world!"

[misteropinion.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. It'll totally have sexual uses. People are freaks, and not just me.