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revchrisCeiling Cat (Genesis 1:26) wrote:
& Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh cute, & let min has dominion & stufs becuz tehy has can openers.
Ceiling Cat (Leviticats, 1; 1-7) wrote:
1- Teh Ceiling Cat saiz to Moses, "O hai! Outta ur tabby-nackels, d00dthx.
2- "U should go saiz this to Izrulites, for to IM me, Hey Ceiling Cat, I can has stuff and liek that, they gotta bring me teh cheezeburgers or other good stuff for impruvin teh conneckshun winkwink.
3- "Offurings is liek good an all, buts teh haz to be not flawZord cheezeburger, and you can bringz it to mah front d00rz," saiz teh Ceiling Cat.
4- "Youz to put yer pawz on teh cheezeburger, n sai, 'Sarry for the pwnage, but u no how it is an stuff, kthxbai.'
5- "N then you is to kill teh Bullock (O NOES! Not teh Sander Bullock! She B hot n all!) in front of us d00dz, n leev teh meesy cheezeburger joocez all ovur teh playce, gross. Iz U retardid?
6- "Tehn take its buns off and cutz it up, so for kittehs no choke.
7- "But then you are all leik, 'Cheezeburger wai too rair! DO NOT WANT!' So then you mayk a big fire for to grill it up taystee n stuff kthx.
The LOLcats Bible
& Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh cute, & let min has dominion & stufs becuz tehy has can openers.
Ceiling Cat (Leviticats, 1; 1-7) wrote:
1- Teh Ceiling Cat saiz to Moses, "O hai! Outta ur tabby-nackels, d00dthx.
2- "U should go saiz this to Izrulites, for to IM me, Hey Ceiling Cat, I can has stuff and liek that, they gotta bring me teh cheezeburgers or other good stuff for impruvin teh conneckshun winkwink.
3- "Offurings is liek good an all, buts teh haz to be not flawZord cheezeburger, and you can bringz it to mah front d00rz," saiz teh Ceiling Cat.
4- "Youz to put yer pawz on teh cheezeburger, n sai, 'Sarry for the pwnage, but u no how it is an stuff, kthxbai.'
5- "N then you is to kill teh Bullock (O NOES! Not teh Sander Bullock! She B hot n all!) in front of us d00dz, n leev teh meesy cheezeburger joocez all ovur teh playce, gross. Iz U retardid?
6- "Tehn take its buns off and cutz it up, so for kittehs no choke.
7- "But then you are all leik, 'Cheezeburger wai too rair! DO NOT WANT!' So then you mayk a big fire for to grill it up taystee n stuff kthx.
The LOLcats Bible
