revchris

Ceiling Cat (Genesis 1:26) wrote:
& Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh cute, & let min has dominion & stufs becuz tehy has can openers.

Ceiling Cat (Leviticats, 1; 1-7) wrote:
1- Teh Ceiling Cat saiz to Moses, "O hai! Outta ur tabby-nackels, d00dthx.
2- "U should go saiz this to Izrulites, for to IM me, Hey Ceiling Cat, I can has stuff and liek that, they gotta bring me teh cheezeburgers or other good stuff for impruvin teh conneckshun winkwink.
3- "Offurings is liek good an all, buts teh haz to be not flawZord cheezeburger, and you can bringz it to mah front d00rz," saiz teh Ceiling Cat.
4- "Youz to put yer pawz on teh cheezeburger, n sai, 'Sarry for the pwnage, but u no how it is an stuff, kthxbai.'
5- "N then you is to kill teh Bullock (O NOES! Not teh Sander Bullock! She B hot n all!) in front of us d00dz, n leev teh meesy cheezeburger joocez all ovur teh playce, gross. Iz U retardid?
6- "Tehn take its buns off and cutz it up, so for kittehs no choke.
7- "But then you are all leik, 'Cheezeburger wai too rair! DO NOT WANT!' So then you mayk a big fire for to grill it up taystee n stuff kthx.

The LOLcats Bible

Normally, I don't pass on things like this, but I like this one, so I stole it from crzmslmaven:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Now, I'm off to start taping Austin's footboard so we can finish the bed/castle project.