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Dec. 10th, 2007 09:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis'